Sadly, there's no escaping the 'heat apocalypse'.

It's just as hot on the far side of the sun.

Governor Abbott, DPS, Texas National Guard Mark 

One-Year Anniversary of Operation Rising Sun

It looks like it's going to be another sad day for

Sebastian Gorka.

Jesus Wants Me for a Sunmeme

On Florida beaches, the Grim Reaper wears sunscreen.

Hillary Clinton Sez:  "Please do not take medical advice from 

a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.”

New High-Resolution Closeup of Sun's Surface Suggests 

It's Made of Red-Orange Glitter

"I've left the heliosphere, but I still stand with Mueller," 

it said.

Don't let the hat fool you. David Clarke started wearing

it AFTER his deleterious heatstroke.

Relax, Houston, Mr. Sunshine has everything under control.

Trump Proving Eclipse Blindness a Hoax Like

Global Warming

If you can't see Trump staring at the Sun, you probably

viewed the solar eclipse the same way he did.

"Like that lucky old sun, give me nothing to do

But roll around heaven all day."

How to View a Total Ellipse without 

Endangering Your Eyesight

Just because you're a Flat Earther doesn't mean

you can't get excited about tomorrow's solar eclipse.

In all fairness to Governor Christie, it wasn't all that

sunny on the beach that day.

"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 

do not believe him."

Tinky Winky and Dipsy Anger Sun Baby,

Brace Themselves for Tweetstorm

Moon Blamed for 'Throwing Shade' on Planet Earth

Let Not the Sun Go Down Upon Your Wrath