Showing posts with label Numbers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Numbers. Show all posts

Saturday, July 30, 2022

All 780 prints of Johnny Depp's Paint-by-Numbers
 Quartet sell for $3.6 million.

Monday, September 24, 2018

Weight Watchers Changes Name to 'Quatro Uves'

Sunday, February 01, 2015

Super Bowl XLIX: Where Proles Go to Learn Their 
Roman Numerals

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Slow Mo Brooks Counts to Two

He Does It Again!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Ever since the publication of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, '42' has been accepted as the 'Ultimate Answer
to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and
Everything'.  Herman Cain, however, is now rejecting
 this answer, claiming the correct answer is '45'.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Number of the Beast? or

Herman Cain's 9-9-9 Plan?

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

"Do you have any idea, young lady, why it is always either
 'dozens' or 'scores' who are killed or injured in any given
disturbance or disaster?"

"I'm not sure, but to be on the safe side, I would avoid
hanging out in groups divisible by 12 or 20."

Saturday, January 01, 2011

New Year's Day Said to Be Looking Forward
to 11.1.11 and 11.11.11

Friday, February 27, 2009

"To give you some idea of how big $1 trillion is,
at my current rate of $150,000 per speech, you
could pay me to give 6,666,666 speeches and
still have some money left over."

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

"One hundred! One thousand! One million! One billion!
One trillion! One quadrillion! What number comes
next? ¿QuiĆ©n sabe?"