Peter King is nearing the end of his 14th

(and final) term in the House of 

Representatives.  He will be missed,

in a good sort of way.

Serious Question  

Will Peter King completely decompose 

before he leaves office?

Peter King is a good example of what happens when

protoplasm goes bad.

Peter King, Satanists Say Cruz Gives Lucifer a Bad Name

"John-Boy Kasich, Peter King is gonna vote for you someday!"

Peter King

Peter King likes this Black and Tan,

but not this one.  Why is that?

Peter King Sez:  “I was, I think, the third-highest Republican 

douchebag on national television shows last year."

[No doubt he's on track for second-highest this year.]

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #5

A Peter King

If even Peter King says Ted Cruz is engaging in 'governmental 

terrorism', you know what an anti-American subversive the 

Texas Teahadist really is.

Q:  How can you tell when Peter King isn't offended?

A:  You can't.

Even if you're never quite fearful or paranoid enough,

that's no reason to panic, because Representative

Peter King (R-NY) has your back.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #68

Let's Scare Peter King to Death

Peter King Showing His 'Negative Enthusiasm' for

Mitt Romney

"Joe McCarthy was right, you know:  there ARE hundreds, 

maybe thousands, of Hezbollah operatives in the United 

States today.  They are the 'A' team of international 

terrorism---far more sophisticated than al-Qaeda.  Quite

honestly, I'm scared shitless!" 

“There is an attempt by Islamists to join the military and

infiltrate the military, and it’s more of a threat than the

average American is aware of right now.  I'm speaking

the God's truth, or my name isn't Joe McCarthy!”

Peter King Pinching Off Another One

"Congressman King, when are you going to hold hearings on

Christian radicalization?"

"OK, so I'm out of my freaking mind!  Why aren't you?"

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