"Joe McCarthy was right, you know:  there ARE hundreds, 

maybe thousands, of Hezbollah operatives in the United 

States today.  They are the 'A' team of international 

terrorism---far more sophisticated than al-Qaeda.  Quite

honestly, I'm scared shitless!" 

Bachmann Warns of Hezbollah ‘Missile Sites’ in Cuba,

Claims Nikita Sergeyevich Bin Khruschev Is Mastermind

Behind Newest Threat to American Soil 

Hezbollah Leader Says Lebanon Won't Be Stabilized Until
Sideburn Styles Fashionable in the 1970s Regain Popularity

Hezbollah Leader Sends Up Trial Balloon

Hockey Fan Claims to Be Victim of Attack by

Hezbollah Terrorist Recruited by North Korea,

Trained in Syria, and Funded by Iran

Thomas Forqueran beholds the interior of his pickup,

parked by Lake Mead, after a defective Sony battery in his

Dell laptop computer caught fire, ignited ammunition in his

glovebox, which set fire to his gas tank and turned his

vehicle into a cinder, that then contributed to the recall

of over four million Dell laptop batteries at a cost to the

company of over $300 million.

This is a metaphor for what could now be called

'The Hezbollah Effect'.

The soldier was told that smoking would kill him before he

reached old age. He replied that he was John McClane and

that before he quit smoking, he was going to wipe out

Hezbollah in his new movie, Die Hard IV: Muslim
Fascists Finally Meet Their Match.

Lebanese Terrorists Hawking Hezbollah Merch

"What they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop

doing this shit, and it's over," President Bush said with his

mouth full of roast wild pig as he buttered a piece of bread.

"And lose the pink tie, Tony. It makes you look like a sissy."