President of Germany and Queen of the Netherlands

Observed Slumming in Lower Fiddlestickstein

It makes you think twice when your grandbaby acts as if

wrinkles make you scarier than the gill man from The

Creature from the Black Lagoon.

The proposed merger of Jordan and the Netherlands failed only

because King Abdullah and Queen Beatrix just couldn't get along.

Though she and her husband are one of the most

popular comedy teams in the Netherlands, Queen

Beatrix doesn't measure up to the standard set

by Gracie Allen.

King Albert and Queen Beatrix are the top-rated

comedy team in the Netherlands.