I'm a Grandma, Not a Drug Lord

For some reason, an antifa grandparent has a tendency

to suddenly segue into an impression of

General Winfield Scott.

Brit 'Smiler' Hume says it's an 'entirely reasonable 

viewpoint' to expect grandparents to die for the

Dow.  Hume, who will turn 77 in June, looked 

positively pouty when some irreverent oldster

 shouted, "You first, Brit!"

“My father is German, right? Was German, and 

born in a very wonderful place in Germany, 

so I have a great feeling for Germany.”

Grandmother Making Pacifiers for

Whiny Ass Knitty-Babies

Hey, Ben Shapiro, the Amish Paradise salesman, is

now scamming grannies!

Our problem isn't The Kids in the Hall.

It's The Adults in the Room.

It's the Zombie-Eyed Granny-Starver's Day!

Her grandkids call her 'Big Bubba'.

Donald Trump Joins Forces with Hell's Grannies

Starving Granny Sez: "I bet you wish you could cut me down

With those Zombie Eyes."

"This way to the gas, Grandma!"

Maudie McConnell Sez:  "If your homeland is

Kentucky, who gives a flip about security!"

Grandpappy Ned Tugent

"OK, I'll admit I'm a wolf.  But I'm not

big, I'm not bad, and I LOVE Grandma!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #85

Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

Kentuckians in 2014 to Have Choice Between

Alison Grimes and Granny McConnell

Dubya is a Grandpa who can read.

In case you haven't heard, 'Fiscal Conservative' is 

Republicanese for 'Zombie-Eyed Grannie-Starver'.

How Paul Ryan Will Thin the Herd of 

Starving Grannies After His Plan to

 End Medicare Goes Into Effect