Lookie here!  The U-2 spy plane had a

grandson.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #85

Invasion of the Baby Snatchers

Dubya is a Grandpa who can read.

"Congratulations, Grandma Palin!  You now have one

grandchild conceived out of wedlock and one grandchild

born out of wedlock."

“If parents care at all about their children or grandchildren,

and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren

now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents,

they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards

listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop

Dogg, and parents don’t like them.  I know I don't!”

Ziona Chana, age 66, has 39 wives, 94 children, and

33 grandchildren.  He thinks Jim Bob Duggar is a

lightweight.

Viva Max! 2: Say 'Hi' But Don't Hug Me

"Contrary to what you may be thinking, my grandson and

I are not wearing masks to keep our identities secret while

doing an infomercial for Elliptical Exercise Machines. No,

we're just having major playground fun in the manner of

Chairman Mao."

"I'm going to be a grandmother soon, Mrs. McCain. Do you

think I might borrow your copy of Doting for Dummies?"

It makes you think twice when your grandbaby acts as if

wrinkles make you scarier than the gill man from The

Creature from the Black Lagoon.

At age 74, Donald Rumsfeld is old enough to be the

grandfather of many of the men and women he has

sent to Iraq to be wounded and to die. One wonders:

would he have sent them had they been his own

grandchildren?