Well, at least Bolsonaro didn't say "rationalist."

Come Now, and Let Us Reason Together

"See, Nancy, your head only gets in the way 

of your gut feelings."

Trump Love and Hillary Hate: 

Two Sides of the Same Irrational Coin

Whether conspiracies are real or imagined, conspiracy 

theories are spawned by the desire to give a rational 

explanation for why things happen the way they do.  

For many, a conspiracy theory is much more 

reassuring than the notion that "Life is just one 

damn thing after another."

"Why are we doing this, Captain?"

"For the same reason that Mockingbirds

prefer to eat insects rather than seeds."

"Thank you, Captain, that warms the

cockles of my heart!"

"Cockles? Did you say 'cockles'?"

The highlight of Spain's annual Homo Rationis
Festival is always the Baby Jumping Contest.

The case for human irrationality was clinched when

the prosecution presented as Exhibit A a heart-shaped

chunk of carbon for which someone paid $6 million.