Razing McCain #18

John Maynard Keynes said, "When the facts change, I change

my mind." John McCain says, "When I change my mind, the

facts change." The difference between the two is striking, but

easy to explain: Keynes was never tortured by the Viet Cong.

Razing McCain #16

Were John McCain elected President of the United States,

our democracy would be superseded by ad hocracy, wherein

government policy would change without notice, all depending

on which side of the bed the President got up on.

Razing McCain #15

Why does Senator McCain flip-flop on the issues so much?

One of his advisors, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, says it's because

McCain is a pragmatist; he's "interested in getting results."

Yeah, like getting elected.

Razing McCain #14

Senator McCain says he doesn't want to 'privatize'

Social Security. He merely wants to 'individualize'

or 'personalize' it. It's the dictionary he wants

to 'privatize'.

Razing McCain #13

Senator McCain sometimes says six impossible things

before breakfast which he contradicts before lunch and

denies saying before dinner.

Razing McCain #12

To increase his pandering productivity, Senator McCain
has learnedhow to equivocate and prevaricate out of both 
sides of his mouth.

Razing McCain #11

Getting elected President all depends on the way you hold

your mouth. John McCain obviously doesn't have a chance.

Razing McCain #10

John McCain may eventually have to campaign without advisers

because he won't be able to find a Republican who isn't a lobbyist.

Razing McCain #9

Wondering how five years as a POW count as 'national

security experience'? Ask Senator McCain.

Razing McCain #8

Martin Luther King, Jr., will always be remembered for his

'I Have a Dream' speech in 1963. John McCain will soon

be forgotten for his 'Let's Pretend' speech in 2008.

Razing McCain #7

Think of Dallas in the desert.

Think of John McCain as J.R.

Call it Fool's Goldwater.

Razing McCain #6

Regardless of whether you're conservative or liberal,

John McCain has the courage of your convictions.

Razing McCain #5

If John McCain were a lizard, he would be an Albino Chameleon.

Razing McCain #4

Senator McVain

Razing McCain #3

Presidential Candidate Diagnosed with Two Incurable Maladies:

Stone in the Heart and Ossification of the Head

Razing McCain #2

Orthodox: 'Ortho'=Straight, 'Dox'=Talk

Razing McCain #1

Don't listen to what John McCain says today.

Listen to what he says tomorrow about what

he meant to say today.