Remembering the Short, Unhappy Secretaryship of

Rex Tillerson

The Parting of Commander Bonespur and the General

Was Such Sweet Sorrow

The Frequency of The Untillerson's Trips to North Korea 

Starting to Rival the Frequency of Trump's Trips to the 

Golf Course

Theopompus of Kochtopia

Former Secretary of State Believes Trump Hasn't 

Reached 'Peak Moron' Yet

Lessons Learned, or

Trump Gives Tillerson the Gas

"And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Vlady

I'm glad you won't see or hear me

As I meddle about

Meddle about

Meddle about!"

As Secretary of State Rex Tillerson once said,

"My philosophy is to make money."

Rex Tillerson claimed he met with Afghan President

Ashraf Ghani in Kabul, but they were obviously in

Disneyland®.

Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."

Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you

 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 

Not Calling President 'Moron'."

Fireside Chatter

In 1987, Harmonic Convergence was a thing. Thirty years

 later, it's Moronic Convergence.

Rex Tillerson Quickly Cementing His Place in History

Secretary Timeserver

Pass the Popcorn

Gaseous Asseous

Fat Bastard 'Fed Up' with Tillerson

Trump's Bulldog Takes a Little Time Off