Mar-a-Lago Caper Heightens Trump's Castration Anxiety

Charlie Kirk Sez:  "Raids must be met with raids. 

State attorney generals that are Republican have to 

authorize raids against Soros groups, BLM, Planned 

Parenthood, the Alphabet Mafia, groomers, 

chemical castrators of children — Now!"

Madison Cawthorn Sez:  "American culture is trying 

to completely demasculate all the young men."

'EmasculaTED' Trending Again on Twitter

Send Joni Ernst back to Iowa so she can castrate 

more hogs.

Nancy Pelosi's Lightsaber Puts Trump's Balls on

High Alert

Time for the Over-the-Hill Gang to Grab Their Genitalia

and Run

Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."

Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you

 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 

Not Calling President 'Moron'."

"Yep, Matilda, Steve Deace just eunuched himself."

Testicle-Biting Cop Charged with Second-Degree 

Joni-Ernsting

Do you think they might 'fix' him like they do 

cats and dogs?

Grim Fairy Tales #3

"But Grandma, what big teeth you have!"

"The better to nip naughty boys balls off, my child!"

Senator Ernst Claims Right to Open Carry a

Bertschy Emasculator While Delivering the

GOP's Response to President Obama's 

State of the Union Address

"Hi, I'm Joni Ernst and those are balls in my cheeks!"

Will The Castrator make Mitch McConnell squeal?

Wonder Woman Sez:  “I grew up castrating 

hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to 

Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.  

Washington’s full of big spenders, and 

I'll make ‘em squeal.”

Twenty-Two German Firefighters Rescue

American Exchange Student with Balls

 Intact from 32-Ton Vagina Dentata

Relax, men!  When she talks about

'castrating hogs', Joni Ernst (R-IA) is

only speaking metaphorically and is

not referring to male chauvinist pigs.

After Senator Warren unsexed two male CNBC anchors

live and on camera, Jim Cramer said, "Balls?  Who

needs 'em?!"