"Trump told White House Chief of Staff John Kelly in 2018 

that German dictator Adolf Hitler 'did a lot of good things'.”

Adventures in Aestheticism #220

John Kelly, you may recall, was Chief of 

Staff for Trump, the Beakwetter-in-Chief.

Like John Kelly said, "To be honest, it’s not a wall."

English is John Kelly's second language.  His first

language is Pentagonese.

Sad Sack to Step Aside as White House Chief of Staff After 

1.5 Years of Absorbing Trumpstains

The Parting of Commander Bonespur and the General

Was Such Sweet Sorrow

White House War Games

How That 'Profanity-Laced' Blowout in the West Wing

Between John Kelly and John Bolton Got Started

“Omarosa, you know Kelly runs a big operation, but I 

didn’t know you had been fired. I didn’t know that. 

Goddamn it. I don’t love a lowlife like you leaving at all.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “John Kelly was 

displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast

 and there were only pastries and cheese.”

Feckless Kelly

John Kelly Says Undocumented Immigrants 'Don't Have

 the Skills to Turn White When They Cross the Border'

If John Kelly called Trump an idiot, give the man a raise.  

If he didn't, fire his ass for dereliction of duty.

White House Denies Kelly Facepalm, Claims Kelly 

'Is a Very Nearsighted Palm Reader'

"Cat got your tongue, Kelly?"

New White Supremacists Recruiting Poster

"Lazy Mexicans are going to steal your jobs!" 

Kelly exclaimed paradoxically.

"I'm sitting in the Oval Office right now and I can

assure you there are no adults in the room.  Apparently,

they all left after Trump moved in."

Hope Hicks wasn't worried about being

in proximity to Rob Porter because he

only beat his wives.