Fearguth's Rules of Order #64

Don't be the one who brings a Pudding Pop

to a knife fight.

Residents of Clint, Texas Forced by Jade Helm Operatives

 to Have Either a Microchip or a Grain of Rice Implanted in 

Their Right Hands

Senator McCain Said to Abhor 'Forbidden Rice' 

(aka 'Black Rice')

Rice Could Expose You to Arsenic

President Congratulates White House Chef for

Converting More Rice Than Uncle Ben

World's Worst Jobs #82

Filipino Rice Warehouseman

Fungible Fungus Sells at Auction for a Record $330,000; 
Winning Bidder to Use It to Kick His Rice-a-Roni Dishes Up
 a Notch

Some activists claim if you eat a bowl of Rice Krispies

made from genetically-engineered grain,

you, not the cereal, will snap, crackle, and pop.

South Korean Protests Rice Imports from the U. S.