If you eat oatmeal every day, this is what happens.

Trump Sez:  "The secret of a really good tweet is just

 the right amount of crazy.”

What Happened to Tony the Tiger After He Was Laid Off 

by Kellogg's Because of the Coronavirus Epidemic

Total is Trump's favorite cereal.

It's the Breakfast of Tyrants.

Count Chocula's full-face transplant didn't

turn out quite as he had hoped.

"If Joseph built pyramids to store grain,

I can build pyramids to store Froot Loops,"

Carson rejoined.

There's a Jeffrey Hunter Cheerio

in every box!

Special Kay lived on Checkerboard Square,

next door to Ralston Purina.

Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Wicked Word of the Week #1

There's a free Ben Shapiro badge

in every box of Kellogg's Broflakes.

Johnson Joy, Ben Carson's chief information

officer at HUD, has abruptly resigned. He faces

 corruption allegations in connection with the

construction of a huge pyramid to be used for

 storing the nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Mike Bost (R-IL) Hand Carries Big Bag of Froot

 Loops to Donald Trump in Oval Office

HUD Secretary Ben Carson Announces Massive New 

Building Program to Store Nation's Surplus of 

Froot Loops

What Happened to Tony the Tiger After He Was Laid 

Off by Kellogg's Because of the Breitbart Boycott

What? Can it be true that Breitbartians have become 

Cereal Killers?

Froot Loops Declare War on Froot Loops

"So, you're boycotting Froot Loops, eh? You must really 

hate Kellogg's."

"No, Breitbart."

Brangelina?  Isn't that a brand of breakfast cereal?

Among his many endearing personality

traits, Donald Trump is a Cereal Liar.