Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Great Swatting Raid

Not only is toad-licking illegal, but it's the 

gateway to smoking toad venom and beyond.

For no apparent reason, Andrew Tate is called the

'King of Toxic Masculinity'.

The Spiny Dogfish Shark hunts in packs that can

range up into the thousands.  Its mildly poisonous

dorsal fins make piquant Shark Fin Soup.

Seemingly overnight, the demand for Brazilian Viper Venom 

rivaled the demand for toilet paper.

Those Darn Mississippi Trumpniks!

The 'Trump' Brand Is Poison

Unfortunately, toxic bigots, like Rush Limbaugh, only

die once.

Alexei Navalny Sentenced, Gives Vladimir Putin New 

Nickname, 'Putin the Poisoner'

As Aesop taught us, you can hug a poisonous viper 

only for so long before it fatally bites you.

What a sad commentary on today's food safety

when a brand of canned tuna is touted as

having the 'Lowest Mercury of Any Brand'.

Can you imagine how excited Fox News would have

been when Socrates drank the hemlock and Jesus died

on the cross?

Unlike Trump, when Hitler flashed the Nazi salute, he didn't

desecrate the Christian Bible.

Kills Bugs Dead Better Than Raid®

Now when a bartender says, "Choose your poison," 

it makes a lot more sense.

Even if Trump is killing us 

accidentally, we're still dead.

What's Your Poison?

Roger Stone Suffers Food Poisoning After Eating

 an $18 Trump Cthulhu Bowl

Biden Inadvertently Avoids

Food Poisoning

Entire United States Now Suffering from

Mercury Poisoning