Blago Sentenced to 14 Years of Jogging in the Snow

Nick Gillespie, Blago's Evil Twin

Judge Denies Blago Request to Head to Joliet to
Appear in the Reality TV Show, Hey! This Prison's
Been Closed ... Get Me Out Of Here!

Are politicians like Rod Blagojevich bugs in

our political system, or are they features?

Illinois Senate Finally Uproots Miracle-Gro Hairdo

That Will Not Die

"In answer to your question, Diane, I decided to become

a cheap media whore like you only after I became as mad

as a monkey on a trike and was impeached by the Illinois

House of Representatives."

Kangaroo Calls Illinois State Senate Impeachment Trial

a 'Blagojevich Court'

Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941? No, the arrest

of Rod Blagojevich on December 9, 2008.

In the beginning, Blago tried to sell the Senate seat to

the highest bidder. In the end, he traded it for a

stalking horse.

Blago the Grafter reminds us that if all the bribery were

to be suddenly sucked out of our political system, it would

collapse like a boneless prophylactic.

When Barack heard that Rod said he didn’t want to give

this “motherf—-er [the President-elect] his senator. F—-

him! For nothing? F—- him!” it was music to his ears.

Someone over at TPM has penned the political epitaph for

Rod Blagojevich: "Like George W. Bush, But Not As Bright."

"I don't believe there's any cloud that hangs over me.

I think there's nothing but sunshine hanging over me."