“Nobody would know who Sandra Fluke

is if it weren’t for me."

"Yeah, Rush, and nobody would know who

 John Kennedy was if it weren’t for me."

Q:  "Who said, 'She is a ninny, a narcissist and a fool'?"

A:  Peggy Noonan While Gazing into Her Looking-Glass.

If, as Bill Maher is arguing, we should cut Rush Limbaugh 

some slack because he was just making a 'bad joke', Rush

 must have been telling the world's longest joke, a joke

with seventy punch lines told over a three-day period.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #369

Steven Landsburg

"What on Earth is that?"

"It's what's left of the Excellence in Broadcasting Network."

"What happened?"

"The Limbaugh Blowout Preventer failed, releasing

a cloud of explosive gases ignited by a female law 

school student from Georgetown University. "

"Bill O'Reilly, please give me your hard-earned money 

so I can buy a loofah!"

"When I called Ms. Fluke a 'slut' and a 

'prostitute', I did not mean it as a personal 

attack. I was just giving my radio audience 

an auditory cue for 'buffing the banana'."

When God read Rush Limbaugh's so-called 'apology', He 

decided the time had come to give spiders wings.

With his radio advertisers bailing on him right 

and left, Rush Limbaugh will obviously need

some new sponsors in order to stay on the 

air.  Here are some possibilities, in no

particular order:  PublishIt.com, PooLife, 

Code X, Heinz Spotted Dick, Jamaica Sun

 Cock Soup, Bum Bum Bananas, and Erektus 

Energy Drink.

"Rush is always right.  Why else would

he have 15 million listeners?"

"I agree with Michelle Malkin:  Sandra Fluke is 

a femme-agogue tool."

Advertisus Interruptus?  More Dissatisfied

Corporate Bedfellows Pulling Out of 

Rush Limbaugh

Were a sex video involving Rush Limbaugh ever posted 

on the Internet, the world's libido would so slacken that 

Zero Population Growth might finally become a reality.