A worried Vladimir Putin is hearing voices:  “All of us Russians 

and our government should create maximally attractive 

conditions for the citizens of other countries to come to 

Russia, augmenting our population.”

The population of Los Angeles County is a little

over 10 million.  This fact makes Newt Gingrich

nervous.

Looks like Texas needs to take Trump's advice and 

import a couple million Norwegians before 2022.

Whiteworld #58

White Panic Button

Busy Bees Build Honeycombs

Go to the Beach. Embrace Your Solitude.

"Help me!  I'm caught in the GOP's

demographic death spiral!"

The only thing going for Reince Priebus is his white

skin.  And with every tick of the demographic clock, 

that is becoming less and less of an advantage.

Colbert Exposes Sinister GOP Demographic Plot for 

Latino Women to Give Birth to Old White Men

"What's it like, Mr. Sullivan, to be one out of 

7,089,324,045 people living on one out of 

100,000,000,000 planets in the Milky Way Galaxy?"

"The latest FBI estimate is that there are only 200 million 

privately-owned firearms in the United States.  But there 

are now 313,995,188 people living in this country.  I ask you:

will the gross imbalance between these two numbers be

 corrected before it's everlastingly too late?" 

If what some of the climate scientists are now saying comes 

true, one day what's left of the Earth's human population 

will not be standing in Jacksonville, Florida---sorry, 

Michelle Duggar---but at the South Pole. 

Were a sex video involving Rush Limbaugh ever posted 

on the Internet, the world's libido would so slacken that 

Zero Population Growth might finally become a reality.

Monowi, Nebraska (population 1) is right down the

road from Duowi, Nebraska (population 2).

Allegories for Our Time #20

Monks Testing the Hypothesis That 'The Carrying

Capacity of a Pickup Truck Is Infinitely Expandable'

By the time the Earth's human population topped

seven billion, it had become apparent that the

idea of Zero Population Growth had been

sacrificed on the altar of the Joy of Sex.

Plato, Missouri---whose 74 residents live in a cave---is the

new demographic center of the United States.

Remember the Population Bomb?

Well, it's still exploding.

As of 16 October 2009, the Earth's population is estimated by

the United States Census Bureau to be 6.791 billion. That's the

good news. The bad news is that 1,358,200,000 of this number

would flunk a mental screening test. In other words, one-fifth

of all the people on Earth today are completely out of their

fucking gourds.

There are two pathways to Zero Human Population we
can follow on Planet Earth: too little reproduction or
too much. At present, we are following the latter path.
And, given our propensity to copulate, there's little
chance we'll abandon this path any time soon.