Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Thomas Webster Gets

15 Minutes of Fame, 10 Years in Prison

Two Famous Eds Not Too Famous

100,000 Dead Americans Get Their Fifteen Minutes

of Fame on the Front Page of The New York Times

Will Trump Warhole Graham?

'Big Name in Impeachment Inquiry Has a Book Deal'

Still Waiting for His 15 Minutes of Fame

Trump Bobblehead Joins 6,500 Others in Milwaukee's

National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum

CPAC Dumps Milo; He Claims He Got Only 5 Minutes 

of Fame, Not 15 as Promised

"You know, Dick, it boggles my mind how much misery

we will be able to inflict on the world over the next forty 

or fifty years.  Immortality!  What a concept!"

Mitt Romney Enjoys Final Fifteen Minutes of Fame

at CPAC

“Nobody would know who Sandra Fluke

is if it weren’t for me."

"Yeah, Rush, and nobody would know who

 John Kennedy was if it weren’t for me."

Not only had Mark Block's fifteen minutes of fame run out,

but he had also been forbidden to sing 'Coney Island Baby'

in the presence of mixed company.

"So what if 71% of the American people don't want

me to run for President! I just want to be rich and

famous!"

Remember Kenneth Gladney? If not, it's probably because
people don't even get a full fifteen minutes of fame these
days. It's now down below ten minutes and, sad to say,
still dropping.

Were you stunned to hear that Fritz Henderson has
resigned as the CEO of General Motors? No? Well,
how about dazed? No? Confused? No? Well, it
sounds as if you're like the other 299,999,000+
Americans who have never heard of him.

World's Ugliest Cat Says: "If Fame Lasted Longer Than
15 Minutes, I Don't Think I Could Stand It!"