The Secret Life of Hamsters

Ohio Trumpnik Gives Two Thumbs Up to Vincent Fusca;

QAnon Cultists Believe He's JFK Jr.

Remember:  JFKFC is an initialism,

not an acronym or abbreviation.

Beware of Imitations

Accept No Substitutes

Mac Thornberry Goes Out on a Limb, Makes Bid to 

Be Included in Next Edition of Profiles in Courage

It must suck to be this John Kennedy and not the other one.

Ted Cruz Sez: “Their favorite adjective for Beto is 

Kennedyesque. They all talk about his hair and

 his teeth. Their favorite adjective for me is 

McCarthyesque.  They all talk about my nose

 and my chin."

"How was I supposed to know that JFK and Kennedy

weren't two different Presidents? History isn't perfect,

you know!"

America has two types of immigrants: those

 who arrived early and those who arrived late. 

The former we call 'Legal' and the latter,

 'Illegal'.

The Most Extraordinary Collection of Dumbclucks Ever

Gathered in the White House, with the Possible Exception

of When Mike Pence Dined Alone

When Trump establishes his new Camelot, 

we all know what Charlie Hurt's role will be.

Stacey Dash Sez:  "I was appalled. I could

 not believe it. I mean, first of all, Patricia 

Arquette needs to do her history. In 1963, 

Kennedy passed an equal pay law. It's still in 

effect. I didn't get the memo that I didn't 

have any rights."

[Sounds like Stacey is still playing

 Dionne in Clueless.]

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

May 11, 1961 

President Kennedy Sends Green Beret Advisors to Vietnam

June 20, 2014 

President Obama Sends Green Beret Advisors to Iraq

“Nobody would know who Sandra Fluke

is if it weren’t for me."

"Yeah, Rush, and nobody would know who

 John Kennedy was if it weren’t for me."

Rick Santorum regrets saying that he 

wanted to 'throw up' in response to

 watching President Kennedy's 1960 

speech about the separation of church

 and state. "I should have said, 'puke!'" 

Santorum explained on Tuesday.

The Church Lady Sez:  "I watched JFK's 

'Absolute Separation of Church and State 

Speech' and it didn't make me want to 

throw up.  But it did have way too much

 sex in it to suit me!"

Mimi Alford Sez:  "Yes, as a White House intern, I lost my

virginity to JFK and enjoyed every sordid minute of it!"

To a crowd in Iowa, Rick Perry said if Ben Bernanke

 "prints more money between now and the election I don't

know what you'all would do to him in Iowa but we would

treat him pretty ugly down in Texas."  For those of us

Texans old enough to remember, this is the same 

sort of poisonous rhetoric that incited a crowd to

assault UN Ambassador Adlai Stevenson in Dallas

on October 24, 1963, and that created the toxic

atmosphere in which JFK was assassinated

on a Dallas street on November 22, 1963.

Barack Obama may have won the Nobel Peace Prize.  But

it's unlikely he will ever win the John F. Kennedy

Profile in Courage Award.