Kamikaze Highlanders Hop Scotch

Scottish Tweeters Augment Trumpian Nomenclature

Colin Robertson Sez: “I just don't want loads of black people 

in my country. I just want loads of ugly, unemployed white

 people like me."

236,000 Sign Petition to Keep Donald Trump and His Band

of Kamikaze Highlanders Out of Great Britain

May the Firth of Forth Be With You!

Kamikaze Golfer in the Rough

James O'Keefe Joins the British Army's Kamikaze

Regiment, the Queen's McKamikaze Highlanders

Scottish Mum Disgusted to Find Wonka's

Willy in Pack of Choccies

House Democrats May Ban Earmarks, Fearguth

May Be Crowned King of Scotland

Condensed Scotsman Wiping Cans of Campbell's Tomato Soup

Once the bagpiper showed up, everyone nearby began to

mysteriously disappear.

If you were a soldier in the Royal Regiment of Scotland

about to be shipped off to Iraq, you probably wouldn't

be smiling, either.

Mad Scotsman Declares War on the Ukraine

In tennis, this gesture means "You are from Scotland,

the worst tennis-playing nation in the world."

Behold a replica of what is probably the oldest golf ball

in the world. Dating from the 13th century CE, it was first

driven into the rough not by a Scotsman, but by a Chinaman.

That's right, those who hate golf have been despising the

wrong country all these years.

His career finished on Wall Street, Gordon Gekko

changed his name to Michael Douglas, styled his

hair and beard according to Sir Walter Scott, and

headed to Scotland for an honorary degree and a

round of golf.