A school board in Missouri has voted to bring back 

Spanky in school.

The Unexpurgated Bible #137

And to the woman taken in adultery, Jesus said, 

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

Michele Bachmann and Javier Sanchez, Her Legislative

Assistant and Petty Cash Thief, En Route to Spank

President Obama for Waving His Magic Wand

'Spanking for Jesus' Before It Became a Facebook 

Fad Like 'Planking', 'Owling', and 'Porting'

"My father hit me with a belt.  In fact, more 

than a belt.  And I turned out OK."

Michael Pearl Sez:  "There's no greater joy than using

switches on six-month-old babies and plumbing tubing

on older children!"

In the time of Queen Victoria, naughty

persons were birched.

In the time of King Koch,

they were John Birched.

"Paul Johnson says he likes the cut of your jib and would

like you to spank him for being a naughty boy."

The Man Who Loved Cat Spanking

Child Being Spanktimonious

Rush Limbaugh Punished for Saying,

"We Have to Bend Over, Grab the Ankles"

"I hope that spanking was as good for you

as it was for me."