"Elon Musk may be the richest man in the world—

but that still isn’t enough to impress dear old dad."

The JR-15 Looks, Feels, and Operates Just Like 

Mom and Dad's Gun

Elon Musk's Dad Gets Existential

The Child Is Father to the Man

On Fido Friday, Dogbert enjoyed cracking the

whip, making Scott Adams regret fathering him.

Robert Eugene Crimo, Jr., father of Robert Eugene

Crimo III, is as unfeeling as his son.

World's Richest Sperm Donor Now the Father of 

Nine Children by Four Wives

It is believed Father's Day dates back to the time

 of the Neanderthals.

The Day Jesus Realized He Had Two Dads

Clay Travis whines:  "I got kicked out of a little league game 

this weekend after the worst umpire call in little league history."

Poor little Clay!  What a suck-a-titty baby!

Born Behind Bars

Ladies, Father Abbott Knows Best

Warm Scuzzies #1,076

Joshua Parent

Caleb Wallace, 30-year-old father of three (and soon to be four),

 learns the hard way that playing politics with an infectious 

disease is a deadly game.

Happy Reinstatement Day!

Trump Sez:  "My tour with Bill O'Reilly is getting a lot 

of attention, and I'm looking forward to it.  Maybe tickets 

would make a great Father's Day gift? In any event, I'll 

see you then, and much sooner!"

Life with Father

You don't choose who will be your

father and fate is sometimes unkind.

The rotten fruit doesn't fall far 

from the tree.

Remember Golden Books?  Well, this isn't

one of them.