The only plank in Spencer Bachus' platform was 'I'm Not

Dead Yet', but he still beat Scott Beason, his Tea Party 

opponent in the Alabama Republican primary, by more 

than 30 points. 

"We're so sorry, Representative Bachus, but

according to the Law of Karma, you must've

been a Channel Catfish caught with a lump of

bubble gum in your former life."

"I don't know about you, Spencer, but I need more blood!"

Some people have 'Name Recognition'.

Spencer Bachus has 'Face Recognition'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #39

Zombie Bloodbath 3: Rage of the GOP Undead

"Representative Bachus claims there are only 17
Socialists in the House. What a namby-pamby
fellow traveler he is! There are 235 Communists
in the House, and I have the list here to prove it!"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #31
Spencer Bachus