Nosferatu's Twin Brother

While some celebrate May 4 as Star Wars

Day, other celebrate it as Starve the 

Vampire Squid Day.

Just In From Tucker Carlson

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 

size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 

clearly compromised their functionality.

In Transylvania, it's always

Midnight Savings Time.

Knottsferatu reminds us it's only

17 days until Halloween.

Trump Tries to Stop the Count

"Why not Nighttime Savings Time?" Nosferatu asked

sanguinarily.

As we know, Trump never drinks . . . wine.

 Vlad the Impaler Urges Blood Donors 

to Give 100%

Count Chocula's full-face transplant didn't

turn out quite as he had hoped.

Trumpferatu Reacts to News of Epstein's Death

Slip the Blood to Me Bud

"I never drink . . . wine," 

Gorsuch said cryptically.

Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun

Did you know that 26 individual billionaires have more 

wealth than the combined wealth of 3.8 billion people 

in the world?

'A Totally Effective While at the Same Time Beautiful 

Christmas Card'

Like Dracula, Trump never drinks wine.

Adventures in Aestheticism #52

How Rick Santorum Gives CPR