Carl Icahn Explains Dumping of $31 Million in Shares 

Before Trump Unveiled Steel Tariff as 'Divine Coincidence'

"See, Senator, I wasn't kidding when I said I could bend

steel in my bare hands."

Can Governor Perry bend steel in his bare hands?

There's one way to find out.

After the de jure head of the Republican Party got roughed up

by the de facto head, he decided to change his name from

Michael Steele to Mickey Mousse.

"10,525 ... 10,526 ... 10,527 ... 10,528 ... Uh-oh!

I think I've already counted that one. No, it's

got a blue dot, not red, which means ... Oh, shit!

I've forgotten what blue means."