Do you have any idea how many storks have been

 grounded because of Amazon?

The Nativity Demythologized

The Part of Jesus's Nativity Story 

They Usually Leave Out

"We storks will vote for Todd Akin for sure.  Shucks!  Without

his opposition to the science of reproduction, where would 

we storks be?  Unemployed!  Out of the business of 

delivering babies, that's where we would be!"

And to think we once believed jet airliners were

 brought to Earth by a stork from Boeing.

"Is that so? Well, I was told YOU were the

ugly stick I was beaten with!"

"Any sign of the stork yet, dear?"

It's easy to see why Uganda has a problem with

overpopulation. There are simply too many storks.