What to Wear in a Time of 

High Gas Prices

Amazon Boss Pumps New Life 

into Old Classic

Jeff Bezos is less an astronaut and more of a

starry-eyed shitkicker.

Just Outside Van Horny, Texas

The Case for More One-Way Trips for Billionaires in Space

Where No Putz Has Gone Before

Bogey knew that things were never so 

bad that Jeff Bezos couldn't

make them worse.

Not to Be Confused with Jeff Bezos's 

Maiden Flight Aboard New Shepherd

Amazon of the Seas

Do you have any idea how many storks have been

 grounded because of Amazon?

And, like Alexander the Great who wept because there 

were no more worlds to conquer, the One-Percenters 

wept because they only gained $21 trillion.

Given the cozy relationship between Donald Trump

and David Pecker, this New York Post headline

could have just as easily been, 'Bezos Exposes

Trump's Pecker'.

Trump Escalates Attack on Amazon; Will Wonder Woman

Come to Her Rescue in Time?

You don't have to look and act like a clown to succeed

in today's world, but it sure helps.

WaPo Gives Chuck Johnson a Hummer;

Call Jeff Bezos!

"Honey, looks like the Amazon Octocopter is delivering

another load of Bezos' bullshit to the neighbors across

the street."

Speaking of the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos said,

"I'm not a magician.  I can't turn a sow's ear into

a silk purse."

"Jeff Bezos isn't Rupert Murdoch, so I don't see any

downside for my clown act at the Washington Post."

Warm Scuzzies #123

Jeff Bezos