Did you ever think you would live to see the

 day when a former President of the United

 States would claim he never even wanted 

to have sex with porn star Stormy Daniels?

You may be a relative unknown in your generation, 

but at least you don't have Stormy Daniels saying that 

you're not 'mentally all there' on national television.

Low Blow

Shroomhead

Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to be remembered

 for being 'transparent and honest'.  Stormy Daniels 

wants to be remembered as 'Our Lady of Perpetual

 Virginity'.

"Hush, hush
I thought I heard her calling my name now
Hush, hush"

Stormy Daniels was incorrect  As this photograph clearly

shows, Trump's Pecker is not mushroom-shaped.

"Sen. Mike Rounds (R-SD) said Wednesday that President 

Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels hush money because 

'this President loves his family'.”

Remember when Trump said, "I could stand in the 

middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and 

I wouldn't lose any voters"? Sounds like Trump 

might lose Giuliani's vote if he killed somebody.

Trump Sez: “That $280,000 in hush money payments

 you’re talking about is peanut stuff.”

Trump Defends Payments to Mistresses As

 'Simple Private Transaction'

A Public Service Announcement from Mr. Ed

Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald

Trump, we now know that Toad is a 

phallic symbol.

Parental Discretion Is Advised

Stormy Daniels says Trump in bed is like a 

Disney World Fast Pass.

Stormy Daniels Arrested for Motorboating Undercover

 Cop; Charges Dismissed After Injuries Were Determined 

to Not Be Life-Threatening

Rudy Giuliani loves Women of Substance so much

he has married and divorced three of them.

They Call It 'Immoral Clarity'

Whaddya mean, 'will stop'?  Americans 'have stopped'.

"Daniels-Schmaniels! To paraphrase Ron Ziegler, my

 predecessor: 'This is my operative statement about that 

woman. All of the other statements I've made about her 

are now inoperative."