The Unexpurgated Bible #188

And then he spake unto them, "Being a unicorn, 

I could only be captured by a virgin.  That's why 

my mother wasn't Mary Magdalene."

Only entomologists can tell the difference between

a Celibate Killer Bee and a Murder Hornet Virgin.

I Lost My Virginity on Facebook

Adventures in Aestheticism #201

Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to be remembered

 for being 'transparent and honest'.  Stormy Daniels 

wants to be remembered as 'Our Lady of Perpetual

 Virginity'.

The Postpartum Depression of the Virgin

The Secret of Brett Kavanaugh's Virginal Longevity

The dogma of the Perpetual Virginity of Mary was declared 

at the Council of Chalcedon in 451.  The dogma of the 

Perpetual Virginity of Brett Kavanaugh was declared on 

Fox News in 2018.

Pedophile Priest Sez: "Brett Kavanaugh, I feel your

 pain. Like you, I have remained a virgin many years

 after high school."

Alabama Fundamentalist Jettisons Belief in Virgin Birth by 

Claiming Joseph the Adult Carpenter and Mary the 

Teenager Were Jesus' Parents

Virgin Mary Spots Jesus in Her Sonogram

"My theory is: You don’t put ideas in peoples’ heads; they 

just grow there. You might call it the Parthenogenetic 

Theory of Ideas."

The Mystery of Rafael Edward Cruz's Virgin Birth Revealed

Second Nun Gives Birth in Italy; Pregnant Virgins No

Longer Rare, Authorities Say

Surprised Nun Gives Virgin Birth in Italy

Female Muslim Students in Indonesia Narrowly Avert

Annual Encounters with the Hymen Examiner

"Whoa!  That's what the seventy-two virgins in Heaven look

like?  Now I see why they're still virgins!"

Michigan Woman Arrested for Identity Theft,

Impersonating a Virgin

"Why whites are superior to blacks is something you
just have to accept on faith, Cousin Taina, like why
Jesus was born of a virgin and that Glenn Beck has
recovered from drug addiction and alcoholism."

"Congratulations, Miss 40-Year-Old-Virgin! For
hitting today's jackpot, you have won what's
behind Door #1 AND Door #2!"