Another Page Out of Automotive History

Edward Mathews of New Jersey Charged with Harassment, 

Bias Intimidation, Assault, Criminal Mischief, Stalking, 

Weapons Offenses, and Growing Psilocybin Mushrooms with

 an Expired Horticulture License

"So, what is your claim to fame?"

"I discovered a 50-million-year-old fossilized ant with a 

mushroom growing out of its rectum."

"Sounds like you have been living the dream."

"Yes I have, so please don't wake me up."

Shroomhead

Adventures in Aestheticism #103

The Republican Party treats the American people 

like mushrooms:  it keeps them in the dark and feeds 

them loads of bullshit.

New Trumpnik MAGA Hat

Thanks to Stormy Daniels and Donald

Trump, we now know that Toad is a 

phallic symbol.

Metaphor Mixology #8

Trump Just Called Republicans a Bunch of

 Disloyal Losers as Epic Meltdown Mushrooms

North Korea Unveils 310 New Slogans, Including: 

"Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms!" and

"Keep them in the dark and feed them bullshit!"

Carmelo Flores, a Bolivian farmer,

attributes his longevity---he's 123

years old---to a diet of quinoa,

riverside mushrooms, and around-

the-clock chewing of coca leaves.

And he's always high, living as

he does in a hamlet located 13,123

feet above sea level.

Rare Chameleon Species Eats Only Shrooms

"Shrooms are goooood for you!"

Shroom Salesman Getting Ready for Bonnaroo

Montebello Mushroom

"Whoa! These aren't black truffles. This is

plain ol' horseshit."

Weighing three pounds, this alba white truffle

recently sold at auction for over $160,000. What

a fool the buyer must be! For the same money, he

could have purchased over 231,000 cans of

Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup.