“Look, if Mitt Romney had to be Adolf Hitler in 1994 

but managed to take out Ted Kennedy, I would salute

 him to end that menace.”

"Tell us, Andrew, do you enjoy hating Ted Kennedy
now that he's dead as much as you did when he was
still alive? What do you call hatred of the dead
anyway? Is it the antonym of necrophilia?"

Two things you need to remember before attending
this church. First, its Pastor, Steven L. Anderson, says,
"I hope that God strikes Obama with brain cancer so he can
die like Ted Kennedy. You know, and I hope it happens today."
Second, if you take a Bible with you, make sure it's the King
James Version. That's the only translation allowed in the
building.

Confederate Scotsman Certified as the
World's Oldest Ted Kennedy Hater;
"I Began Hating Him in 1930, Two
Years Before He Was Born!"

Over a span of three hours, Andrew Breitbart called
Ted Kennedy a 'villain', 'a big ass motherf@#$er',
a 'duplicitous bastard', a 'prick', and 'a special pile
of human excrement'. And that was while he was
still sober.

Senator McCain says Senator Kennedy's absence is damaging
to the prospect of health care reform. But Senator Kennedy's
absence is not nearly as damaging as Senator McCain's presence.