Iraqi Stacks 7 M&M'S®, a New Guinness World Record; 

Ibrahim Sadeq Elected Honorary Member of the Royal

 Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things

Trump Sez:  "It is time to show the whole world that 

America is back - bigger and better and stronger 

than ever before."

Planning Commissioner Chris Platzer Sets New

California Cat Tossing Record

Breaks Old Record Held by Man Who Walked a Mile

for a Camel

New World Record Set for Number of People

Listening In on the Same Phone Call

"Tweet -- Tweet -- Tweet --

They Call Him the Tweeter!"

Judgment at Nuremburg

Trump National Monument Believed to Be

World's Tallest

Trump Says He's Getting Nothing Done at a 'Record' Speed

Trump's Cabinet Sets New World Record for Wettest and 

Sloppiest Tongue Bath Ever Administered to a Head of

State

'World's Greatest Memory' Latest Inductee into

the Guinness Tower of Trump World Records

Pigeon Impersonator Sets New World

Record for Perching Atop Statue of 

Hanoverian Prince

One Giant Leap for Red Bull

World's Shortest Man Sez:  "Today's books are too long."

"Get this:  they were bra size 1222B!  I tell you, I can feel

 those Guinness-world-record bazongas right now!"

When Mitt Romney said, "I am not a Wall Street guy,

classically defined, but I am not going to quibble over

definitions," he surprised himself, having accomplished

something no one had ever done before: namely, a

complete 360-degree flip-flop in less than 25 words.

Noah's Ark Discovered for the 25th Time, a New Record

Frenchman Sets New Guinness World Record for

Free Moustache Rides

Texas Governor Attempting to Surpass Guinness World

 Record for Longest Prayer

 Jim Bob & Michelle DNA Alliance Sets New Guinness World

Record for Number of Simultaneous Pledges of Allegiance