Nothing says Christmas to a telemarketer like Spam.

For embarrassing Texas and Texans in the

eyes of the world, Governor Perry is getting

 a $92,400-a-year raise.  No wonder two-

thirds of the American people think

politicians, like lobbyists, used car

 salesmen, and telemarketers, have

'low' or 'very low' ethical standards.

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