Bible Salesman

Hillary Clinton Shows Donald Trump How to Monetize

Political Persecution

Kimberly Guilfoyle knows how to sell red meat with

irrefutable geometric finality.

Spawn of DeVos

Is Blake Masters running for the Senate or selling guns?  

Probably both.

Would you buy a used Twitter from this man?

World's Worst Jobs #161

Shark Vendor

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Richard 'Bozo' Barnett

Wants to Sell You a Classic Car

Lindsey Graham sounds like the Albatross peddler

in the old Monty Python sketch.

"Send me the pillow that you dream on

So darling, I can dream on it, too."

Would you buy a used recession from this man?

Little Known Fact #69

Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump were both 

Bible salesmen.

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Afghani Boiled-Egg Salesman

Gecko Lets Its Feet Do the Walking

Trump Heads for the Slippery Slopes

Hey, Ben Shapiro, the Amish Paradise salesman, is

now scamming grannies!

Dana Loesch, NRA Street Vendor

"Who's that?"

"Oh, he's just another one of those NRA

gun peddlers."

Frank Artiles, Notorious Vulgarian and Former 

Florida State Senator, Heads for the Slopes

It's easy to see why Snapchat Spectacles are a 

marketing sensation.