The Snark Tank #3

Joe Biden Serves Scorched Trump at White House

Correspondents' Dinner

The Snark Tank #2

It was when Alfred E. Neuman realized he was an 

'Unrepeatable Value' that he regained his self-

confidence and became a star.

The Snark Tank #1

If you study philosophy long enough, you learn there are

 two kinds of 'substances':  controlled and uncontrolled.  If 

you believe in 'controlled substances', you are what's 

called a 'determinist'.  If you believe in 'uncontrolled 

substances', you are what's called a 'drug abuser'.