Darren Wilson Feted for Almost Single-Handedly

Dismantling the City Government of Ferguson,

Missouri

"How am I supposed to 'step down' when I'm so low the

bottom looks up to me?"

Thomas Jackson Sez:  "Congratulations,

Officer Darren Wilson, for putting

Ferguson, Missouri, on the map!"

Thomas Jackson Sez:  "Michael Brown was the primary

 suspect in a convenience store cigar theft.  And our policy

 is to shoot all primary suspects, especially so if they're 

also unarmed."

Warm Scuzzies #495

Thomas Jackson