Tina Morrison Sez:  "It was a good shooting, you know. 

It was a good kill."

[She's not really Darren Wilson, is she?]

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #154

Warm Scuzzies #500

Kim Tihen

Ray Albers Sez:  "I’m going to fucking 

protect and serve the shit out of you!”

Officer Go Fuck Yourself, Said to Be One of

Missouri's Finest, Relieved of Duty and 

Suspended Indefinitely

'Designated Media Area' in Ferguson, Missouri

It's good to know that Combined Tactical Systems of 

Jamestown, Pennsylvania, is getting rich off the fiasco

in Ferguson, Missouri.

"Call me Sergeant Schultz one more time and I'll blow

your brains out!"

"USA!  USA!  USA!"

If you want to find out what it's like to live where it's

'Open Carry Day' every day, move to Ferguson.

No, no, no, Ferguson Police Department!  It's Freedom to

 Assemble, not Freedom to Dissemble!

The Ferguson, Missouri, motto is:  Proud Past. Promising

 Future.  It may need to be revised.

When Wearing Hoods Would Be Aesthetically Advantageous

Thomas Jackson Sez:  "Congratulations,

Officer Darren Wilson, for putting

Ferguson, Missouri, on the map!"

 "As you can see from these surveillance photographs, 

Michael Brown was armed with deadly cigars BEFORE he 

used them to assault Officer Darren Wilson.  You can only

imagine what Brown did with them when Officer Wilson

was finally compelled to shoot him more times than Jason

Voorhees was shot in Friday the 13th."

Ferguson Cop, ID'd as Unarmed Teen's Killer, Left the Area 

Days Ago, Now Living Under an Assumed Name in a 

Yurt Somewhere in Outer Mongolia

[Not necessarily the one in the picture.]

Michael Brown wasn't executed because he had stolen cigars, 

but because he was walking down the middle of the street in 

Missouri at noon.  Also black.

Thomas Jackson Sez:  "Michael Brown was the primary

 suspect in a convenience store cigar theft.  And our policy

 is to shoot all primary suspects, especially so if they're 

also unarmed."

Be sure to try some of the 

Pulled Pork when you dine at

McDonald's in Ferguson,

Missouri.  Just remember to

remove the helmet first.

"Pardon me, sir, but do you remember that James Madison

said, 'A standing military force will not long be a safe 

companion to liberty'?” 

"We're not military, we're police."

"You sure could've fooled James Madison."