Deadlier Than the Japanese Surprise Attack

 on Pearl Harbor

"Aha! I knew you couldn't cite chapter and verse from
the Torah to substantiate your claim that my hat is
more ridiculous than our protest against a parking lot
in Jerusalem that remains open on the Sabbath!"

"You idiot! You hit the Torah. The Koran is on the right!"

"Do you believe in the divinity and authority of the Five Books

of Moses, the first five books of the Bible, known as the Torah?

I do, and that belief has turned me, Dennis Prager, into a

religious bigot. And it can do the same for you!"

Dennis Prager Performing Torah! Torah! Torah!,

His Culture War Oratorio for Solo Voice and Accordion