Who Holds Sacred Scripture Aloft Better?

Mike Pence After He Learned He Would Have to

Swear Two Women into Congress with the Koran

I'm Invincible!

We burn their Korans, we murder them, we piss on

 their corpses, and then we wonder why they hate us. 

Koran-Burner Terry Jones Rumored to Be Rick Santorum's

Pick for Secretary of State

 "I will never, ever apologize 

for America!” 

"I'm warning you:  one more crack about my

 Happy Days hairdo and I'll burn your Koran!"

Buy this man's book, or he will break into

your house, steal your copy of the Koran,

and then set himself on fire.

Terry Jones to Launch Presidential Campaign with

Big Koran Bonfire and Barbecue

Little Known Fact #17

There are two known species of Terry Jones.

One species lives in Florida and burns Korans

for a living.

Another species of Terry Jones lives in Palestine and

eats Korans she gets from abusing food stamps.

Muslims Say Cheap 'Made in China' Korans Sold at

 Walmart Full of Typos

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #290

Ann Barnhardt

Why are we fighting a war in a land where innocent people

are beheaded because some fool in the United States

burned a copy of the Koran?

John Wayne Sapp, Christian Arsonist

If you have a hard time seeing Randall

Terry in this picture, keep in mind he

is very small.

Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair

with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical

Edition of Dancing with the Stars

Burn a Koran = Bad

Burn a Muslim = Good

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

"Hey, we're only burning Korans to smoke moist and

tender pork ribs, one of the most venerable of our

Southern Christian Traditions."

"Uh, pardon me, Mr. President, but did you remember to
anoint your lips with Curel before kissing the Holy Koran?"