Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #15

Envisioning Trent Franks Engaged

in Sexual Misconduct

If Trent Franks has his way, every Arizonan will be 

required to check his or her bale of marijuana to make

 sure it doesn't contain a thermonuclear device. Sad!

People are more afraid of Trent Franks than they are

of nuclear weapons inside bales of marijuana smuggled

into the U.S. from Mexico. 

Trent Franks ❤ Data Thieves

This is the face of today's GOP 

and it's not pretty.

Trent Franks Drops Akin Turd in

Arizona Shitter

If you're looking for a night of low-humidity entertainment,

why not book the Cadillac Desert Quartet for your next

political fundraiser! Composed of Trent Franks, Jeff

Flake, Jan Brewer, and John McCain, this freeze-dried

foursome can make a cow give evaporated milk and

persuade a plum tree to yield prunes. Just imagine

 what they could do to help mummify all those

dead presidents in the wallets of your donors!

“If every person in the world was like Sarah Palin, there

probably wouldn’t even be need for government because no

one would be in danger of any kind. If every person were

like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful

world to live in.”

Nine Republicans in Search of an Arthur

"Barack Obama is not only the enemy of the American

people and of all humanity, but he's also the enemy of

Alpha-Draconians, Mothmen, and Tau Cetians."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #76
Trent Franks