Betty Price, Georgia State Representative and Wife of

Tom Price, Time Travels Back to the 1980s with Talk of

Quarantining HIV Patients

Tom Price Just Moments Before He Was Devoured by an

Angry Bird

Trump promised to drain the swamp. Instead, with spendthrifts 

in his administration, like Price and Zinke, Trump is swamping

the drain.

Over the past four months, Tom Price has taken 26 trips on 

private jets at a cost of over $400,000.  Price is a fiscal hawk,

in other words.

Tom Price Sez: "Hey, if I don't take away your health 

care, how am I supposed to pay for my private-jet travel?"

Truth in Bloviating

Privatize Medicare! Thin the herd! The old and sick only 

slow us down as we hurtle down the Highway to Hell!

Doctor Death Sez:  "Whenever I need

health care, I always turn to Tom Price."

"I'm not only holier than thou,

I'm humbler than thou!"

Nine Republicans in Search of an Arthur

Scientists are reportedly on the verge of

a new theory which will explain why

physicians in Congress--like James

Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Tom Price, Paul

Broun, John Fleming, Ron Paul, and

Phil Gingrey--tend to be wackaloons.

When you think of Georgia Congressman Tom Price, you

do not think 'Chivalrous' or 'Southern Gentleman'.

"Senator DeMint, I don't think you or Senator Price are likely

to be picked out of the lineup. But Senator Thune, with that

jack-o-lantern colored tie, well . . ."