Report of Rand Paul Slaying the Patriot Act with 

Five Smooth Stones Greatly Exaggerated

Isn't it a violation of the Irony Act for the leader of the 

47 Traitors to also be the leader of the fight to renew the

 Patriot Act?

Java the Butt, Co-Author of the Patriot Act, Sez:

 "Seizing phone records of millions of innocent 

people is excessive and un-American." 

[He didn't just open the barn door that let

the horses out; he removed the hinges and

sold them for scrap.]

In a remarkable show of strength, President Bush lifted

143,000 National Security Letters with one arm. They have

been used to justify FBI spying on the American people.

Senator Arlen Specter has learned a member of his

staff inserted a controversial provision into the USA

Patriot Act without his knowledge. "I did not slip it

in and I do not slip things in. I let my staff do that."