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Warm Scuzzies #1,095

Evan Neumann

Does the big red T stand for 'Ted'?

Yes, but that's not all.  It also stands

for 'Trump' and 'Traitor'. 

You don't choose who will be your

father and fate is sometimes unkind.

You've been wondering why your computer has been 

 targeted by Russian hackers?  Now you know.

"Smell that? You smell that?"

"What?"

"Treason, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. 

I love the smell of treason in the morning."

First Prize in the Republican Caucus Race

New Reality TV Show Coming Soon!

Let's make a deal:  after we lock Hillary up for using a 

private email server, let's put Trump on trial for treason

and then lock him up with Hillary.

Isn't it a violation of the Irony Act for the leader of the 

47 Traitors to also be the leader of the fight to renew the

 Patriot Act?

Senator Cotton's favorite breakfast is

Eggs Benedict Arnold.

Tehran Tom Salutes America!

Sign of the Times #64

Discount Grocer, Discount Subversive

Did Russian mobsters steal Tom Cotton's identity and sell

 it on the black market to Iran?  Is he the 'Manchurian

Candidate' for our time?

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of Ed Snowden's

whistleblowing, something very useful  has already 

happened:  ideological 'bright lines' have been blown to

smithereens, with liberals finding themselves allied with 

conservatives, and vice versa.  When was the last time

you heard Michael Savage ranting against Fox News,

and Dianne Feinstein and John Boehner singing

'Treasonous Traitor' in two-party harmony?  Now

we can more clearly see where the ideological

'bright lines' are really drawn.

"Taz hate water! Also, Traitor Joe Lieberman!"

Unlike his predecessor, Donald Rumsfeld, who was cold

and arrogant, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is warm

and humble when he says you're a traitor if you don't

support the troops by sending more of them to die in Iraq.