"We see the red nose, Congressman Sensenbrenner, but

where's the greasepaint?"

Nonsensenbrenner

Java the Butt, Co-Author of the Patriot Act, Sez:

 "Seizing phone records of millions of innocent 

people is excessive and un-American." 

[He didn't just open the barn door that let

the horses out; he removed the hinges and

sold them for scrap.]

Lordi

Lardy

"I'm what you call 'melanin-challenged'.  When it's snowy

outside, as it often is in Wisconsin, I have to wear cammies

just so I can be seen and not get run over by a snowplow."

Representative Jim Sensenbrenner is generally regarded as
 the cheesiest Republican from the state of Wisconsin. He's
 so cheesy people immediately look for crackers when they 
meet him.

Representative James Sensenbrenner has

introduced a bill in Congress that would put

melanin-deficient Republicans on the

endangered species list.