If Indiana Jones Had Worked for the

State Department

Scott Adams Is On the Case

Trump Promises to Bring Back Buggy-Whip 

Manufacturing Jobs

A new study out of England suggests that cussing blocks pain.

So, the next time you hear someone say, 'Arianna Huffington

 is a sex symbol', scream 'FUCK THAT SHIT!' at the top

of your lungs, and then enjoy the same pleasure that results

 following the cessation of pain after you've received

40 lashes (less one).

"Ahhh, I can never get enough of that Miracle Whip!"

exclaimed the masochist. "Lash me again!"

Republican Whip and Mi Bebé Masoquista
Very Copasetic

Republican Whip Skips Obama Presser,
Scrutinizes Britney's Whip Instead

Fox News Headline #2

'Limbaugh Cracks the Whip, and

Republicans Get in Line'

Fans at This Year's Zorro's Black Whip Convention

It's still a mystery why Zorro's Black Whip showed

up in Kashmir on election day.

This model is demonstrating the

latest fashion in whiplicking. After

walking off the runway, she was asked

by a fashion reporter if there had

been any changes in whiplicking

styles over the past five years. But

she remained silent, apparently

too whipped to answer.