Cascading Legal Problems Turn Trump Organization 

Into House of Pain

As you can tell, being Charlie Kirk is pretty painful.

I Prayed My Back Pain Away with This Kneeling Desk Chair

"Kevin McCarthy has a headache THIS BIG,

and it’s got Liz Cheney written all over it.”

Aristotle Sez:  “The aim of the wise is not to

 secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.”

Metaphor Mixology #19

A backlash way below the belt? 

Gosh, talk about a low blow!

"Unhh, I've got a headache this big.  It's like a bass drum

banging in my head.  This must be Excedrin Headache #99."

No Pain, No Gain

Giant Pain in the Ass

Doctor Bornstein Sez:  "Wash your hands, don't look at 

your 401k, take two aspirin, and call me in the morning."

Kevin McCarthy Suffering from Excedrin Headache 

Number 52

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the White House of Pain

Trump is in pain.  He could use an Advil.  Advil is 

stronger than pain.

Will the opioid epidemic hurt 

those in chronic pain?

"I'm experiencing fast, fast, fast relief from headache, 

neurititis, and neuralgia. Thank God for Anacin!"

Feel the Pain!

Sign of the Times #60

Guaranteed to Provide Fast Relief from 

Headache, Neuritis, and Neuralgia

Altering your consciousness by means of psychoactive

 chemicals is generally frowned upon, but if you insist on 

doing so, make sure you suffer enough pain afterwards

 to offset any pleasure you might experience beforewards.

"Oh, my aching egghead!"

Pastor Huckabee Achin' for Akin