"What did you do in the war, Daddy?"

"I was a Carrier Pigeon Carrier."

As of today, more Americans have died from COVID-19

than died in World War I.  Within a couple of days,

the number of coronavirus-related deaths in the U. S. 

will exceed the number of American fatalities in the 

Vietnam War.

It is said that rain makes Trump's bone spurs act up.

War Games

Kaiser Wilhelm II Named Honorary Chairman of 

Huns with Guns, an Open Carry Affiliate of the NRA 

Florida Man Wins Hemingway Look-Alike

Contest, Suffers Mysterious Groin Injury

Not to be outdone by smaller states, like Utah and

Arizona, Texas has adopted the Kaiser Perry

Geschütz as its official state gun.

Paleoanthropologists estimate that our species, Homo Sapiens,

originated on the African continent about 200,000 years ago.

How our species managed to survive until tear gas was

invented during World War I remains an open question,

still hotly debated.

Henry Allingham, a veteran of World War I, had fought
to make the world safe for democracy. Now he's 113, the
world's oldest man, and democracy is still not safe.

Why do we remember the Red Baron? Because he was

the pilot with at least 73 confirmed kills during WWI.

Why have we forgotten the Orange Baron? Because he

took off, crashed into the sea, and sank without a trace.

As the President of France spoke at the ceremony

commemorating the 700,000 casualties caused at

the Battle of Verdun, do you suppose he saw that

all the finials on the flagstaffs were spearheads?