The Politico Illustrated #40

'Schock goes underground'

"At this moment in my life, I'm facing adversity.  But,

like Abraham Lincoln, my muppet and I will persevere

in the face of this trial and will never give up!"

DOJ Criminal Investigation to Test Aaron Schock's Father's

 Hypothesis That “Two Years from Now He Will Be Successful

 If He’s Not in Jail”

When the election is held to replace Aaron

Schock in Congress, will candidates have

to be fans of Downton Abbey?

After his rather precipitous fall

from grace, Aaron Schock should

consider changing his surname 

to Schlock.

Will Aaron Schock play in Peoria?  Not any more.

Shell-Shocked Schock Resigning from Congress, 

Downton Abbey Lowers Illinois State Flag to

Half-Staff

"Congressman Schock, you may think you're living in 

Downton Abbey, but I think of you more as Mr. Toad

 of Toad Hall."

When he's not in his Downton Abbey Playhouse, 

Aaron Schock is tangoing in Buenos Aires.

If you want to have the Downton Abbey Experience,

you need not travel to England.  All you need to do is

tour Representative Aaron Schock's office in the

Rayburn House Office Building in Washington, D.C.

Mitt Romney wears Magic Underwear.

Aaron Schock wears a Magic Belt.

Schock Jock

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #87

Jim Hoft, Andrew Breitbart, Aaron Schock, and Glenn Reynolds

What Representative Aaron Schock (R-IL) Likes to

Do When He's Not Busy Legislating

"Press 1 to hear Rachel Maddow

clean your clock, Press 2 . . ."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #133

Aaron Schock