Magical Thinker

Prest-O Change-O

A T. Rex's reach should exceed its grasp.

Maybe putting on his Thinking Cap might help.

Now You See It, Now You Don't: How Trump the 

Prestidigitator Made One Billion Dollars Disappear

Do-It-Yourself Levitation

In additional to 'Magical Thinking', it's also called

'Parallel Parking in Alternate Universes' and

'Alternate Parking in Parallel Universes'.

Magician Successfully Saws Ho Ho in Half

Trump Sez: “Now, I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably 

complex subject. Nobody knew waving my Magic Wand 

could be so complicated.”

"Wanna see how many flags I can pull out of my nose?"

“If I win, all of the bad things happening in the U.S. 

will be rapidly reversed!”

Tiny Hands Are Quicker Than the Eye

Scott Walker Makes Liz Mair Magically Disappear into

Puff of Smoke

Speaking of the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos said,

"I'm not a magician.  I can't turn a sow's ear into

a silk purse."

Mitt Romney wears Magic Underwear.

Aaron Schock wears a Magic Belt.

Bobby Jindal Putting a Spell on Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney, Outsourcerer

Christine O'Donnell had tweeted a warning about

the impending East Coast quake, but most people

ignored it, thinking it was just a magic spell she

 was putting on Piers Morgan.

Despite the fact that the corporation he

oversees has lost approximately $1 billion

over the past 15 months, Gerard Arpey,

Chairman and CEO of AMR, the parent

company of American Airlines, received

over $5 million in total compensation in

2010, which was 11% more than he

 received the year before.  See how

this works:  company makes money,

you get a raise; company loses

money, you get a raise.  That

old Invisible Hand is such a

clever prestidigitator!

Oxymorons for Our Time #56

Magical Thinking